will booz for money.

As you all may know, it is not uncommon for harsh economic times to give rise to higher rates of depression, crime, fraud, suicide, substance abuse and rationalizations such as the following: 

an e-mail received on 09/24/08

I just want to keep you all informed on your investments. 

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left. 

With Enron you would have had $16.50 on your original investment of $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5 left. 

But if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recylcing refund, you would have $214.00 in cash. 

Based on the above, the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. 

It's called the 401-Keg. 

God bless save America.